Sleep Standing Up
How it Works
Running short on space in your bedroom? Sick of always having to lay down in order to go to sleep? Well why not solve both these problem and install this device in your room today. Not only will it save you space (where you can store all your other ridiculous products) but it will also allow you to stop wasting precious energy laying down and getting up from your bed. Just walk up and strap yourself in. This also doubles as a "death by hanging" device... perfect for when the little ones are acting up ;)
Whoever invented this was either really bored or watched way too much Star Trek (or both) We'd love to hear your ideas for alternative uses or ideas on how this contraption can be upgraded so please feel free to contact us.
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Well we couldn't find this for sale anywhere so once again we've perpared instructions on how you can build one yourself at home:
- Go to your bedroom closet and empty it out onto your bed (you won't be needing it anymore anyway)
- Grab a roll of duct tape (God I love duct tape)
- Place your back against the wall and tape your forehead to the wall with the duct tape
- Close the closet door and have a wonderful night's sleep.
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