Soup Cooling Chopsticks
How it Works
Well, it appears as if this battery-powered cooling assistant is simply strapped to a chopstick and then turned on. No more of that annoying blowing that we all hate to do - now you can waste your breath in other ways like telling your buddy about that one night where you hooked up with the hot blonde triplets.
I have a hard time coming up with alternative uses for this. Perhapy you on those hot summer days you can turn it on "high", jam it up your rectum and never have to worry about a sweaty ass-crack again (now there's a nice image).
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Well too bad, its not for sale. Don't try making on either because if anyone sees you with it they'll probably end up castrating you. I know I would.
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